2004 Kawasaki KLR650 for sale - Jeffreys Bay

Monday, 29 April 2013

Item details

City: Jeffreys Bay, Eastern Cape
Offer type: Sell
Price: R 32,999

Contacts

Contact name Stegman Bakkes

Item description

It is with much regret that I’m informing the South African nation of the sad news that a darling of my life is now seeking a new love. We were wonderful companions for a long time, but our relationship has unfortunately deteriorated so much that working at it any further would be a futile exercise, much like doing sit-ups while sipping beer through a straw.

Here are the details of my lovely 2004 Kawasaki KLR650:
Year model - 2004.
Drivetrain - chain.
Gears - 6.
Kilos - 46268.
Colour - silver.
Service history - No recorded service history.
Lobola - R32,999.00.
Certificate of registration - Yes

Why does she no longer want to be part of my life?
The truth is, the problem is me, not her. When we lived in Pretoria, I took her out every morning of my life, and went home with her every night. It was necessary for us to have a tight relationship, since traffic above the Boerewors Gordyn is just unbearable, especially if you’re using a vehicle with more than three wheels.
Since we’ve moved to Humansdorp in the Eastern Cape, and I’m living not even a kilometre from where I work, she has lost that important edge. I no longer look on her with loving eyes. I no longer wish to take her for rides. It is me, not her.

I invite you to come have a look at her, and discuss possible nuptials.